Jones County Junior College hosted a nifty, scary haunted house in the down stairs of The Center for Humanities building. I legitamately claim the whole experience as frightening. When "monsters" are snatching your ankles, you sort of feel a hankering to use that two inch heel underneath your sole. Corbin (brief summary of Corbin McDavitt: current best friend, also a freshman at JCJC, hipster, comedian, super intelligent (Jones Ambassidors), sensitive. His mother, Lisa, is a hair stylish and is currently in CT donating her kidney. We have been paired since August, kudos to Catherine Woodyard.) and I sported some puns.
He spread the oinkment as a piggy in a blanket.
And I was devilishly eggcellent.
Obviously, everyone's thoughts were scrambled without me.
I was at the boil point of rad.
Afterwards, we hit up the candy. Nom nom nom. What a disppoint when I discovered gummy lifesavers are NOT sour in the least. Halloween is the reason America has such high rates of obesity. Halloween and Valentine's day...ladies.
Not having extra moola for a coffee in the morning is absurd. I stroll beside the coffee shop in the entrance of the library with sheer sulleness.
This weekend is about rot your teeth treats and even sweeter than sweet tricks.
As Josh Sundquist would say, "We should hang out sometime."
